BrandToys Inc., the hypothetical product development division of ethereal toy company, THE MOST TOYS™, is pleased to announce the debut of The Venture Bros. virtual action figure line this fall. Series One, featuring Hank and Dean Venture, bodyguard Brock Sampson and the evil Monarch and his mistress (?) Dr. Girlfriend, is sure to be an improbable hit with fans of action and adventure.
Each figure sports multiple points of articulation, just like a real person does (except the figures are made of plastic, not flesh and blood). Individual figures presumably would retail for $6.99 and may be available exclusively at K-Wall-get-R-Us. Look for the Dr. "Rusty" Venture chase figure (not shown due to government secrecy requirements) limited one per boatload.
